Whether a woman fakes her orgasms or not, is something the majority of men would rather not question in case they discovered that she has been all along, and that they are not in fact the stud they thought women go wild for, but rather a pathetic creature with a problem, who needs to be patronized.
For those of you who would prefer not to ask her, but would still like to know, there is a simple checklist to help you.
1. In the middle of lovemaking, and just before the moment it sounds as though she is about to have an orgasm, stop and take away the magazine she has been reading.
What do the reindeer talk about while they whizz across the starlit sky? Here’s a little sample.
- Sheesh! What’s he been eating this year? ROCKS?
- He shouts all our names all the time, sure, but do you really think he knows which one is which?
- I never knew Donner had a tattoo THERE!
It is an obvious fact that how good your party is depends on how well you do as its host. How to have fun and let your place survive? Why not use our simple Chritmas party gauge to measure your guests’ festivity levels ;)Your guests are arguing violently with inanimate objects, singing "I Can’t Get No Satisfaction," gulping down other peoples’ drinks, wolfing down Christmas tree ornaments and placing hors d’oeuvre in the upright piano to see what happens when the little hammers strike them.
Your guests, hors d’oeuvre smeared all over their naked bodies, are performing a ritual dance around the burning Christmas tree. The piano is missing.
You want to keep your party somewhere around level 3, unless you rent your home and own firearms, in which case you can go to level 4. The best way to get to level 3 is eggnog spiked with grain alcohol.
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